Terms of Use

Effective Date: December 11th 2024

Welcome to RudeChef.co, owned and operated by Rude and Radical LLC (“Company,” “we,” “us,” or “our”). By using this Website, you’re agreeing to these Terms of Use (“Terms”). If you’re not cool with that, hit the back button now.

1. Acceptance of Terms

When you use our Website, purchase our products, or browse our content, you’re agreeing to these Terms. If you don’t, don’t use our Website—it’s that simple.

2. Product Info & Specs

We make spice bombs, not promises. Everything on this Website—features, prices, and availability—is subject to change without warning. We aim for accuracy, but if something looks off, blame the tech gremlins (or email us to fix it).

It’s up to you to follow all local laws about buying and using our products. By placing an order, you promise you’re using our spice bombs responsibly.

3. Shipping & Risk

When you order, we ship it to the address you give us. Once the carrier picks it up, the risk is on you, so track those packages! If something’s damaged or lost in transit, hit up the carrier first, then let us know—we’ll help where we can.

4. Use of the Website

We spent a lot of time making RudeChef.co awesome. Don’t ruin it by:

  • Hacking, spamming, or posting anything illegal or offensive.
  • Using our content for commercial purposes without permission.

Basically, don’t be a jerk.

5. Intellectual Property

All the cool stuff you see here—logos, images, content—it’s ours (or properly licensed). Don’t steal it. If you want to use something, ask us first.

6. Inappropriate Content

Posting something obscene, illegal, or just plain rude? Don’t. If you do, we’ll remove it faster than a spice bomb explodes in a pot of chili. Law enforcement might get involved, too—your call.

7. Third-Party Links

We might link to other websites because sharing is caring. But if you click those links, you’re leaving RudeChef.co, and we’re not responsible for what happens next.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

We make great products, but we can’t guarantee perfection. Our Website and everything on it are provided “as is.” Use at your own risk.

9. Limitation of Liability

We’re here to spice up your life, not ruin it. But if something goes sideways, our liability is limited to what you paid for the product. No more, no less.

10. Changes to Terms

We can update these Terms whenever we feel like it. Check back occasionally to stay in the loop.

11. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of Florida. Any disputes will be handled there, so pack your bags if you want to argue about it.

Questions?

If you’re confused, curious, or just want to chat, reach out via our Contact Us page. We’re here to help you fight the war on bland food.